We are having a bit of a laugh here in Austin over Kim Jong Un targeting Austin, TX. We cannot figure out why he has us as one of his chosen targets for rockets, along with Washington (state or DC?), Los Angeles, and Hawaii. There is lots of speculation.
He didn’t get to see his favourite band, the Dick Taters, at SXSW; he is jealous of Rick Perry’s hair; he doesn’t understand why folks don’t stand up when he walks into a room; he got mistaken for a bell hop at the W Suites and Hotel; he cannot get a girl to go with him to 6th street; he didn’t have cash at the Salt Lick Barbecue; he has mistaken it for Houston; they won’t let him wear his uniform to Barton Springs Pool; when he was trying to get a haircut at a high-end salon, they told him to get a hat; he got approached for money on the Drag (University of Texas). Lots of speculation like that.
Also, there is a big Samsung plant in Round Rock. Maybe he doesn’t like our pink granite capitol.
Our Police Chief Art Acevedo, when asked, said he wasn’t watching for any rockets headed our way.
Big laugh around here.