Kim Jun Un hates Austin, TX


We are having a bit of a laugh here in Austin over Kim Jong Un targeting Austin, TX. We cannot figure out why he has us as one of his chosen targets for rockets, along with Washington (state or DC?), Los Angeles, and Hawaii. There is lots of speculation.

He didn’t get to see his favourite band, the Dick Taters, at SXSW; he is jealous of Rick Perry’s hair; he doesn’t understand why folks don’t stand up when he walks into a room; he got mistaken for a bell hop at the W Suites and Hotel; he cannot get a girl to go with him to 6th street; he didn’t have cash at the Salt Lick Barbecue; he has mistaken it for Houston; they won’t let him wear his uniform to Barton Springs Pool; when he was trying to get a haircut at a high-end salon, they told him to get a hat; he got approached for money on the Drag (University of Texas). Lots of speculation like that.

Also, there is a big Samsung plant in Round Rock. Maybe he doesn’t like our pink granite capitol.

Our Police Chief Art Acevedo, when asked, said he wasn’t watching for any rockets headed our way.

Big laugh around here.

Carol Stepp
Austin, TX

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About carolstepp

Music is about the most important thing in my life, and I follow a large number of musicians, particularly Irish, Scots, Classical, Crossovers of any of these. I was writing a blog about Celtic Thunder regularly on MySpace, and now I have left them after a year, and will start writing my blogs here. I am 70, retired, living on Social Security, and have a lot of social network fans.
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3 Responses to Kim Jun Un hates Austin, TX

  1. Bill says:

    I heard the map showing the targets he had pinpointed included Austin. It was an old map that dated back to the Bush Presidentcy having a Texas target had more meaning. Who knows?

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